Sticks and Stones (Microscopic Hair Evidence)

Lucky is the land where I'm a heel turn,

A wrestling villain in bright crimson tights,

My grunts help make the Keynesian wheel turn,

Friedman's our headliner, his name's in lights.


The people who run the show are in shock,

Gorgeous George is headlocked by George Stigler!

We're bad geeks destined to lose to the Rock,

Ronald Dworkin's The Man, I'm The Wriggler.


The show-runners retain some of their pow'r,

In law schools we're a small minority,

But we're rising, it's the Chicago hour,

In elections we're the majority.


I can take all their moral sticks and stones,

I like my side's chances, let's roll dem bones.






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