YouLoveMe

I know that you know I never said that,  But I was the boss, it came back to me, Is guilt a number, a program, a stat? No--it's not a bug, it's a dying tree. Was I a competitive piece of s-? Sure. I look back at myself and cringe, But I also look back and say, Hurray!  Yes! I helped take the whole world beyond the fringe. I was pretty damn good at writing code, Just admit it: You're driving on my road.

Was my predecessor a criminal? Opinions on that widely diverged, Donald Trump was open, not liminal, Was charging him criminal? Had I splurged? I want to persuade you that I had not, One reason.is that I delegated, A bullet to him could not be my shot, Separated pow'rs are consecrated. Merrick and Jack together called the shots, Sometimes I wish they both had gone faster, We all had our roles, we acted our lots, We all tried to save you from disaster. I'm pretty far gone now, you all know why, I disclose: This was written by AI.       Sdp

It was rigged.  The Times lib'rals are all blind, Dem machines have stolen votes forever, It's been happening since time out of mind, LBJ, Daley--they pull your lever. Mail ballots are a Dumocrat swindle, With harvesting it's Katie bar the door, You gotta fight with fire, not Kindle, C'mon we gotta win, this is a war. My whole life the Dumocrats have cheated, They've got the profs and the dirty dealers, By their crap I will not be defeated, '24 avenged me 'gainst the stealers. Check out how Georgia disquals went way down, It's Joe not me who wears the cheater's crown.   

Or how could you find it?  So I posted. Did I learn how from Trump?  I admit, yes, The richest man is going to get roasted, I'll make poo and Go jokes, you can play chess. I'm not the smartest in the world I know, My father that shit told me that a lot, But I am the best in hoeing a row, In hatching a rocket from a dead plot. My Uranus posts hustle for Boring, I'll never be a pol, I hate the peeps, Grimes!  I'd love to do some anal coring, I still love you, don't listen to the creeps. God bless America, send me to Hell, I will fly away to Mars from my cell.

First, I have a criticism for you, Integrity is not political, It might be lib or con ethics, that's true, But it might not be--and that's critical. I'm sure I'm on the right side of the line, I've lost my old obsession with winning, Or not!  I've done much that's better than fine, Doing great good makes up for some sinning. Melinda has some real gripes against me, May her charity be as good as mine, Only if we're alive can we be free, Saving lives for me is what is divine. I don't believe in original sin, Lakewood, my parents--how lucky I've been.  

  My life is Cardinal Newman's in reverse, He grew up to be a Catholic old man, I'm an old Catholic boy some bishops curse, I'll tell you my story best as I can.   I still think abortion is deeply wrong, I still think black folks should pull up their socks, But I evolved, I learned a different song, Barack was smarter, I wore bigger jocks. I get you're mad at me 'bout '24, I was wrong to run, I gotta concede, But Kamala?  Do I have to say more? I've tried to be good in word and in deed. I'm pretty far gone now, you all know why, So I'll admit: This was done by AI.