Apologia pro Vita Sua, by Joe Biden

 

My life is Cardinal Newman's in reverse,

He grew up to be a Catholic old man,

I'm an old Catholic boy some bishops curse,

I'll tell you my story best as I can.  


I still think abortion is deeply wrong,

I still think black folks should pull up their socks,

But I evolved, I learned a different song,

Barack was smarter, I wore bigger jocks.


I get you're mad at me 'bout '24,

I was wrong to run, I gotta concede,

But Kamala?  Do I have to say more?

I've tried to be good in word and in deed.


I'm pretty far gone now, you all know why,

So I'll disclose: This was done by AI.



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