Supermarket Drinking

New York City's the first stop on my line,

Seating's ample, the bar's exiguous,

The neighborhood's wondrous--ah, the High Line,

Here, I'm called on to be assiduous.

Inside Whole Foods in Newark there's no seating,

Across the way in CoolVines, I can drink,

Philly's bar's great for quaffing and eating,

The posh and the peeps meet to chat and think.

D.C. on H Street is kind of funny,

It's a failure! The bar has been shut down,

I'm with the poor, not the folks with money,

No, it's great! It's my favorite drinking town.

What I've learning from drinking at Foods of Whole:

Each of them has a diff'rent corp'rate soul.

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