Yoyo Dieting

We go on Weight Watchers in the summers,

To lose the pounds we gain throughout the year,

We unclog ourselves, self-healing plumbers,

Step on scales, dispel self-measuring fear.


I say our cycles are quite rational,

Eating is a complement to working,

We balance dutiful and passional,

Die'ting is a wise balance to twerking.


You think I'm telling a just-so story,

You don't think that we 'tain the golden mean,

Unclogging our veins is painful, gory,

Indulging and die'ting are shameful, obscene.


The data support your story and mine,

Debate is a banquet on which we dine.


[Part IV]







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