Calvin

Suppose there's pop'lar mobilization,

To police the work of cult'ral elites,

Imagine Calvinist concertation,

To reprove toffs' biases and deceits.

French fry cooks would rate aristocrats' dreams,

Line workers would throw off their old fetters,

Cleaners and clerks would score poetic memes,

Peeps would rule the republic of letters.

What's sauce for the goose 'plies to the gander,

If econ needs reg, why not culture, too?

Doing that will raise elitists' dander,

But fairness entails the turn of the screw.

Welcome to the modern panopticon,

There's always a mirr'or and a cop to con.

Part II