The Velvet Divorce

Lib'rals who want single payer health care,

Conservatives who want few'r abortions,

Rad'cals who want a more equal wealth share,

Marketeers 'gainst income tax distortions.


Instead of ranting 'gainst the other side,

Build a minority place of your own,

Where your vision can securely preside,

Where the vision you hold high sets the tone.


A velvet divorce would leave you happ'ier,

True, making it work is complicated,

But morally, forced marriage is crapp'ier,

Than new unions based on faiths related.    


With your ex you'd share army and nation,

With your loves you'd pursue liberation.




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