Don't Be a Sucker

You can sell me insurance on my home,

There are many times when I'm risk averse,

But I'm also a wild driver in Rome,

Taking risks with the crowd, being perverse.

I'm a groupish creature, that much is true,

Intensely sensitive to convention,

But there are bounds to the follies I'll do,

Guard rails that conduce to loss prevention.

If you persuade me to buy insurance,

You can't persuade me to pay to drop it,

Then pay again to restore assurance,

That merry-go-round won't work--I'll stop it.

We live by the rule, don't be a sucker,

I won't be cheated by you, you fucker.